16 Funny college quotes

• The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, college, dating, hot, humor, i, importance, important, lesson, life, life lesson, matter, matters, priorities, self-esteem, stress, thing, where

• My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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  2 months ago

  busy, coffee, college, drinking, going, hot, humor, kids, leave, miss, parenting, still, think

• If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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  2 months ago

  advice, back, college, ever, ghost, haunt, humor, hydrate, i, me, self-reflection, tell

• College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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  3 months ago

  attendance, class, college, core, core class, home, learning, self, self learning, sit, teach, teach yourself, yourself

• My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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  5 months ago

  alone, awkward, awkward situation, college, ex, gf, girlfriend, humor, i, just, lot, means, reason, relationship, situation, story, talk, where

• Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

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  5 months ago

  being, bum, choice, college, delay, education, folks, humor, life, life choice, procrastination

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