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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Spotted on YouTube:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Just landed via Instagram:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Breaking via Telegram:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Going viral on Twitch:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Breaking via Instagram:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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Funny connectivity quotes 🤪💻 are the perfect way to laugh at our endless struggles with Wi-Fi, buffering, and those mysterious tech glitches 📶🔌. Whether you’re stuck on a video call or battling slow internet speeds, these witty lines add a spark of humor to our digital lives 🌐😂. Get ready to giggle and relate because staying connected has never been this entertaining! 🎉📱

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Social Media Stars ⭐

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

46 shares on X this month:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back

13 shares on Reddit this month:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

Just shared via Discord:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Breaking via Discord:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Going viral on Discord:

Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Spotted on Twitch:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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