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Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Spotted on Facebook:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Going viral on Facebook:

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Just landed via Pinterest:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Shared recently on WeChat:

There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Just shared via Discord:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Spotted on X:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Making waves on TikTok:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Trending via Facebook:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Making waves on Messenger:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Just landed via TikTok:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

Going viral on Slack:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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