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That’s one way to find out who’s truly committed to the match! 📣😂 #LocalLove
512 Funny dating quotes
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖
Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.
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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
Not participating in humiliation rituals, such as job interviews or modern dating.
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Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.
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Leveling up my love life one quest at a time! 💘🎮🧙♂️
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?
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Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩