Commentary:
"Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship? π·π€ Maybe love really is like a fine wine, better with a little buzz ππ #RelationshipReflections"
448 Funny dating quotes
I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.
Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.
50 shades of single.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of a rainbow of options, all neatly encompassed in a single shade of solitude! ππ Embrace the freedom that comes with being the artist painting your own canvas of love and laughter! πββοΈπ¨ Who needs 50 shades when you're mastering the art of solo living like a pro? π #SingleAndSlayingIt
It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.
8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.
Are you a software update, because not now!
