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Funny doctors quotes

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You can make friends in a doctor's waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I don't know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025