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5 months ago
Share →: Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Commentary:
"Looks like this guy is ready to capitalize on his unlimited supply of Ibuprofen 😂! Maybe he's onto something… Ibuprofen stand, anyone? 💊💰 #EntrepreneurialGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! 💍💉 Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! 😉 #PrescribedForLove
5 months ago
Share →: You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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"Who knew a broken arm could be the ultimate icebreaker while waiting in the doctor's office? Just don't try bonding over a sneeze symphony, that's a friendship killer for sure! 🤕🌡️😷"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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🍏👩‍⚕️👨‍⚕️ Embracing your 40s is like embarking on a healthcare treasure hunt – collect all the specialists to unlock the next level of adulthood! Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away… but in your case, you might need a whole orchard! 😉 #40sFun #DoctorDrama
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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"Imagine a waiting room where the doctors are nervously flipping through magazines and checking the time as they wait for their patients. 🤔⏳ Who's really in charge here? 😆 #RoleReversal"
5 months ago
Share →: Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Commentary:
"Spotted an ambulance at the hospital… I guess even the doctors need a lift sometimes! 🚑😅 Here's hoping they just lost their way to the cafeteria and not to a medical emergency! 🏥🙏"