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Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on YouTube:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Just shared via Reddit:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Shared recently on Slack:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Seen just now on X:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Making waves on Threads:

The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

Just landed via YouTube:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Making waves on X:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Seen just now on Slack:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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43 shares on Reddit this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

96 shares on Reddit this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

35 shares on Instagram this month:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Tested positive for being single af

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

63 shares on X this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

67 shares on Messenger this month:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,370

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Going viral on Facebook:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Just shared via WeChat:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Making waves on Threads:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Just shared via Telegram:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Making waves on Threads:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Just shared via Messenger:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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