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The ultimate zen move: expert-level napping! 🧘♂️😴✨
209 Funny doing quotes
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤
Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.
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Social anxiety level: secretly hoping to win an Oscar for my response 🎭😅
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
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Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.
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Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.
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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! 😌🛋️ #ProRelaxer
I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.
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Procrastination has never been so productive! 😂🔍📚