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6 months ago
Share →: Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rebellious act of reversing the dishwasher unload – a daring endeavor to break free from the monotony of daily tasks! 💪😄 Who knew kitchen chores could spark such excitement and adventure? Take that, ordinary routine! 🍽️♻️ #DishwasherDaring"
6 months ago
Share →: After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Commentary:
🤣 How convenient would that be, right? Just imagine rolling around in the dryer for a few minutes, enjoying the free tumble cycle like a cozy little clothes burrito! 🌀 Who knew adulting could involve such exciting possibilities? #DryerDelights #LaundryDayGoals 🧺
6 months ago
Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Commentary:
🏡🦁 "Why be a plain 'domestic housewife' when you can embrace your wild side as a 'feral housewife'? Let those domestic chores beware, there's a fierce and untamed housewife on the loose!" 🤣 #DomesticGoneWild
6 months ago
Share →: Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Commentary:
"Ah, so it seems the real secret to perfectly stacked dishes is the mysterious absence of women 🤔🍽️ No wonder the dishwasher suddenly becomes a Tetris master! 😂 #NoDirtyPlatesNoProblem"
6 months ago
Share →: Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

Commentary:
"Who knew time travel could be so mundane? 🕰️🧳 I guess superhero capes are optional when adjusting the microwave clock on a lazy Sunday morning! ⏰😆 #LamestTimeTravelEver"
6 months ago
Share →: I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Commentary:
"Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"
6 months ago
Share →: My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Commentary:
Looks like the mess is on a strict need-to-know basis only! 🤫🚫 Who knew secrecy was a crucial element in housekeeping? 😂🧹 #TopSecretMess
6 months ago
Share →: Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Commentary:
"Marriage can be summed up as a quick check on the front door security system while the other half is already halfway to dreamland. 🔒💤 It's all about balance, right? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Commentary:
"Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️‍♂️🤪 #MessyLife"