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Cows: 1 point for cuteness, 2 points for cheesiness 😂🐮🍔
193 Funny eat quotes
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.
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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.
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Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂
Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.
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Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐
Eat like your treadmill is watching.
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Guess I better put on a salad show for my nosy treadmill! 🥗👀🏃♂️
Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.
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Turning water into wine is one thing, but can we turn sermons into brunch? 🍷🥞😇
It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.
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Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉
I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.
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Living my best life one noodle and sunbeam at a time! 🍝☀️🦎
My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.
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When your wallet's on a diet but your mom isn't! 🍽️😅🍕