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Sounds like it's time to gather your bravery, bust some moves in the kitchen, and dine with your most loyal companion: the fridge light! 🤖✨🍽️
193 Funny eat quotes
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.
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Sounds like I need to reboot my biological software because I’m still buffering on step one! 🍽️🤔😅
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.
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Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program 😂🍌🚫👀
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.
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When your weekend game plan is to become one with the couch 🍕😴🛋️
My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.
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Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣