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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

3 months ago

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

3 months ago

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

3 months ago

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

3 months ago