Funny effective quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy diet plans when you've got the 'broke until payday' regime! 🤑🥗 It's the ultimate test of willpower and budgeting skills. Just remember, you're not hungry, you're just financially disciplined! 😂💸 #DietGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the power of sibling rivalry combined with some strategic sleepy deception! 🌙🎶 Who knew that music practice could be the ultimate alarm clock for the entire household? 😜🎻 #ParentingWin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, the safest way to avoid sunburn is by staying indoors! 🌞🚫 Just say no to those harmful UV rays and embrace your inner vampire. 😂 #SunscreenStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a cheap energy source? Look no further! Just ask any parent with a child who suddenly becomes a night owl at bedtime for a limitless and renewable energy supply! 🔋💤 #ParentingPowerSource"

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