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Funny effective quotes

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025