Funny effective quotes

• Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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  2 months ago

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• Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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  2 months ago

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• The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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  2 months ago

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• If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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  2 months ago

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• The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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  5 months ago

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