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Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Shared recently on Instagram:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Spotted on Discord:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Spreading quickly via X:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Going viral on Facebook:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Seen just now on Discord:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Funny exhausting quotes

Funny exhausting quotes 💥😴 capture those moments when life’s chaos leaves you wiped out but still laughing! Whether it’s work, parenting, or just adulting, these witty sayings turn tiredness into comedy gold 🎭😂. Perfect for anyone who’s been there, done that, and just wants to giggle through the exhaustion. Ready to laugh your fatigue away? Let’s dive into some hilarious truths about being absolutely drained but still smiling! 😅🔥

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Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

2 months ago

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

3 months ago

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97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Just shared via YouTube:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Just shared via Facebook:

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Going bananas on Facebook:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Going viral on Threads:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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