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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Live now on Reddit:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Spotted on WeChat:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Going viral on Messenger:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Going viral on Slack:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Funny exhausting quotes

Funny exhausting quotes 💥😴 capture those moments when life’s chaos leaves you wiped out but still laughing! Whether it’s work, parenting, or just adulting, these witty sayings turn tiredness into comedy gold 🎭😂. Perfect for anyone who’s been there, done that, and just wants to giggle through the exhaustion. Ready to laugh your fatigue away? Let’s dive into some hilarious truths about being absolutely drained but still smiling! 😅🔥

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1 day ago
Share →: Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Commentary:
Adulting Level: Master… of Naps and Coffee Breaks! ☕😴😂
2 days ago
Share →: Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

Commentary:
When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦‍♂️
3 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"
4 months ago
Share →: Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Commentary:
"Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Being strange is exhausting.

Commentary:
"Who knew standing out from the crowd required so much energy? 😅 Embrace your weirdness, but remember to sneak in a power nap or two! 💤 #ExhaustedButExtra"
6 months ago
Share →: Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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"Being single is like having a secret superpower – the ability to binge-watch Netflix in peace and never worry about anyone judging your late-night snack choices 🍕💪 Who needs a relationship when you can have pizza and freedom all to yourself? 🍕❤️ #SingleLifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Breaking via YouTube:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Freshly posted on X:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Making waves on WeChat:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Shared recently on Facebook:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Spotted on YouTube:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Trending via WeChat:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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