18 Funny expense quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

  Commentary:
  Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they'll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

  Commentary:
  "Well, talk about a morbid way to announce bankruptcy 💸💀 Let's hope the afterlife has better interest rates! 😉🔄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the joy of walking into a salon and saying, 'Charge it to my insurance, please!' 💇‍♂️💳 Next thing you know, we'll be debating over premium haircuts and deductible lengths. Just thinking about it gives me split ends of laughter! 😂✂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Like a GPS with a twist of thriftiness! Taking the road less travelled with a sat nav less expensive is the ultimate budget-friendly adventure 🚗💸 Who needs fancy navigation systems when you've got a sense of direction and a bargain in hand! 😄🗺️ #SavingsGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs gold rings when you’ve got soaring credit card bills? 💳🎄😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

  Commentary:
  "Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"

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