14 Funny expense quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

  Commentary:
  "Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't downgrade my worth even for a day! 💁‍♀️💸 #sorrynotsorry"

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