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Sounds like my Tupperware is throwing wild parties and I'm never invited! 🥳🥤📦
26 Funny extra quotes
Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.
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When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸♂️🦸♀️💸
It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃♂️😂"
I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.
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Absolutely! How about this: "Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰"
Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…
Commentary:
"Flirting, schmirting – it's just me spreading the love with some bonus charm for those blessed with extra attractiveness! 😉💁♂️ After all, why be regular nice when you can be extra nice? 💫😜"
I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.
Commentary:
"Imagine the precious seconds saved by The Weeknd every time he skips that extra 'e'! 💸 Maybe we should all start dropping vowels to boost efficiency! 😂 #TimeIsMoney"
Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.
Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.
Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings"
If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.
Commentary:
Well, well, well, it seems like extraordinary just got demoted to the rank of "extra" in the world of ordinary! 🌟🤔 Who knew that being extraordinary could be so… ordinary? 😉 But hey, who says being a little extra is a bad thing? Embrace your inner sparkle and strut your stuff, because even a little "extra" can go a long way! 💁♀️💫
My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.
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Looks like the kids mastered the art of creating controlled chaos! 🌀🧹 No guest would ever suspect their incredible speed in restoring the house back to its true form – a beautifully messy masterpiece! 🤹♂️🎉