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Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Just shared via X:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Trending via Slack:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Making waves on Instagram:

No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

Going viral on Messenger:

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Seen just now on Threads:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Breaking via WeChat:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Going bananas on TikTok:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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