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Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

11 shares on Instagram this month:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

54 shares on Instagram this month:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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New funny far quotes 👇

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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