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Funny floss quotes

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

3 months ago

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago