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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡± has copied:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡² has shared:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Just landed via Slack:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Just landed via YouTube:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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24 shares on Instagram this month:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

25 shares on YouTube this month:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

74 shares on X this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has bookmarked:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡³ has bookmarked:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡» has downloaded:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ has copied:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their headβ€” it expired.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Trending via Threads:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Just landed via TikTok:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Just shared via Messenger:

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Trending via Snapchat:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Spotted on YouTube:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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