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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

Spotted on Threads:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

Making waves on Slack:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Funny flow quotes 🌊😂 are the perfect way to brighten your day and keep the vibes light! Whether you’re stuck in a creative rut or just need a chuckle while going with the flow, these witty gems will have you laughing out loud 🤣 and feeling inspired. Get ready to ride the wave of humor and creativity with some seriously clever takes on staying in the groove 🎉💡!

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I have a very active anti-social life.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Going viral on Snapchat:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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