28 Funny fry quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

  Commentary:
  "French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

  Commentary:
  "Curly fries and I: a salty, spiraling love affair 🌀🍟 Who knew a side dish could capture the essence of my dramatic life so perfectly? 😂 #CurlyFriesGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

  Commentary:
  Well, that rabbit sure knows how to appreciate nature's version of fast food! 🍟🐰 Who needs a burger when you've got a grass buffet, right? At least the rabbit's not dunking its lettuce in ketchup! 😄 #FastFoodGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He took my last fry, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Your honor, I object! Taking someone's last fry is a serious offense punishable by a lifelong ban from all future fry-sharing sessions 🍟⚖️ Let the record show that this crime against potato goodness shall not go unpunished!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

  Commentary:
  "Raising toddlers: where every day is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and your last nerve is on the menu! 🤪🎢🍳 #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'French Fry Sacrifice' costume – a brave choice indeed! 🍟🎃 Just be sure to watch out for those seagulls with a taste for salty snacks. Who knew Halloween could be so adventurous? 💀🌊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, Audrey Hepburn! This modern queen knows how to rock style and fries simultaneously 🍟👑 #FashionablyHungry"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding between fries or salad is essentially choosing between embracing your inner child or pretending to be an adult. 🍟 vs. 🥗 Who knew potato vs. lettuce could fuel such existential crises? #AdultingAtItsFinest"

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