Commentary:
When your imaginary friends have their own imaginary drama 🤖👽🤝✨
231 Funny hate quotes
I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.
Commentary:
I totally agree! Overhead lights make me feel like I'm being interrogated by the sun! 🌞🔍 Let's stick to cozy lamp vibes. 🕯️😌
I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time to raise the bar on the fun-o-meter! 🎉😜
Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, become the lemon 🍋😅 #CustomerServiceChronicles
I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.
Commentary:
Why do our phones have to remind us that time is the real boss? 😅⏰🔴
I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.
Commentary:
Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺
“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.
Commentary:
When karma forgets to check the guest list 🎉😂🚪
I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕
I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.
Commentary:
Guess I'm my own worst financial criminal… but at least I'm consistent! 💸😂
Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.
Commentary:
Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! 🎬😂👶💔