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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
14852 Funny humor quotes
My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.
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Looks like your couch has seen more drama than my favorite TV show 😂🛋️📺
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜
Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.
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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.
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Why fretting over confusion when I've mastered the art of cluelessness? 🤷♂️🧐
Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
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Who needs a date when you've got a hot pizza and a cozy 8:30 bedtime? 🍕😴❤️
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?
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Guess some people think DMs stand for “Desperate Messages” 😂📬
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
Starting to think business is standing on me.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣