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6 months ago
Share →: Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Commentary:
"Let's keep things weird and wonderful, folks! 🤪 Embrace the quirkiness and let the bizarre flag fly high! 🚩 Normal is overrated anyway, we've got plenty of that already. 😜 #EmbraceTheWeirdness"
6 months ago
Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"
6 months ago
Share →: I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

Commentary:
"Who needs groupthink when you've got your own personalized brand of nonsensical brilliance? 🤪🤷‍♂️ Embrace your quirks and let your uniquely goofy opinions shine bright like a diamond… in the most peculiar way possible! 💎😂 #OneOfAKind"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Commentary:
"Dressing for the weather is the ultimate fashion statement! Who needs style when you can have practicality? 🌞🌧️ #WeatherAppropriate #FashionGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare breed of forever strange beings! 👽 Embracing weirdness from day one – a true pioneer of peculiar! 🚀 Who needs to change with age when you're bizarre from the start? 🤪 Stay wonderfully odd, my friend! 🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of human uniqueness! 🤪 Whether it's being a professional procrastinator or a champion of awkward situations, we all have our own special kind of awfulness to bring to the table. Embrace it with a grin and a shrug! 🙃"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Commentary:
"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise philosophy of every kid ever: 'If it's gonna get wrecked, let *me* wreck it first!' 🤷‍♂️🔨 Who needs enemies when you've got your own destructive tendencies, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Commentary:
"Embrace yourself for who you are… unless you have a weird affinity for dark alleys and duct tape. 🔪😅 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone starts collecting trophies! 🏆 #AcceptanceWithLimits"
6 months ago
Share →: Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Commentary:
"Remember, there's only one original you – and thank goodness for that! 🤣 Embrace your unique quirks and flaws, because let's face it, the world can handle only one fabulous YOU! 💁‍♂️💥"