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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Making waves on Facebook:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Shared recently on Threads:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Making waves on Instagram:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Live now on Telegram:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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75 shares on YouTube this month:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Shared recently on Discord:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

Trending via Instagram:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Just landed via Slack:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Going bananas on Facebook:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Just landed via YouTube:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Spotted on Messenger:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Going viral on Facebook:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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