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Funny job hunt quotes bring a much-needed dose of laughter 😄 during the sometimes stressful quest for employment. Whether you’re scrolling through endless listings or waiting for that elusive interview call 📞, these witty gems lighten the mood and remind you that everyone’s in the same boat 🚤. Ready to turn job hunting frustrations into chuckles? Let’s dive into some hilarious truths about the search for your dream gig! 🎯✨

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

All funny job hunt quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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