Funny job hunt quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

  Commentary:
  "How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles

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