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Trying to keep my brain organized like a sock drawer full of mismatched ideas! 🧦🧠
354 Funny job quotes
“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
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This is the seasonal nap Olympics, and my productivity just won the gold medal in "Best Couch Potato" 🥇🛋️😴
I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.
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Sounds like a network where the only boss is your couch! 🛋️😂
Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’
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🌱🍅 My dream job now is Tomato Whisperer, and the only promotion I want is more sunlight! 😄🌞
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.
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Sounds like someone needs a corporate witness protection program 😂🕵️♂️ #NoSnitchingInTheOffice
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
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Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
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Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈
Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
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I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
Eating healthy requires a second job.
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Guess I’ll need a third job just to afford dessert! 🥑💸🍰