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Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut
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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.
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Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨
Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.
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When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?
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Trying to find the point feels like trying to find WiFi in the woods… good luck with that! 🧐📡🌳
Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?
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Just tried, but my life settings menu glitched and only offers "Insane Mode"! 🎮😅✨
If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.
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Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊
I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.
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Winter's coming and my iron levels are already packing their bags! 🧥❄️🥶
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?
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Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️