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When life's giving you the short straw, guess you’re just stuck sipping on reality. 🥤🤷♂️
152 Funny last quotes
Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.
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Oops! Someone's about to join the 9-finger club. 🎉✋🤚
One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.
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Looks like CDs are officially collecting more dust than my gym membership! 💿😅🏋️♂️
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.
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Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️
It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.
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Just think, we used to yell "BRB" before leaving the room! 🕰️🤳 #LivingLegends
By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.
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Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧
I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.
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First row seats to the longest 30 seconds in sports history! ⏰🏀📺
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.
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Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱