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Nailing this "last day" vibe so well, I might as well be the Olympic champion of existential dread! 🏆😅
152 Funny last quotes
I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”
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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️
If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.
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Procrastination level: Expert! ⏰😎 Why rush when you can embrace the thrill of last-minute genius? 🚀😂
I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”
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"Ha! Mornings are for whispered lullabies, not surprise concerts! 🎶😴🚗"
Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.
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"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.
Commentary:
"Bringing back polio: not in style since…ever! 😂🚫💉"
Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?
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"Me at 2 AM asking for 'drink preferences' 😂🥂 #VampireBartender"
The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.
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"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹♂️🤣"
Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.
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"At least your love life is in safe hands… even if your wallet isn’t! 😂💸👐"