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When your dentist appointment turns into a speed-run challenge 😬⏱️🦷
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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
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Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
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Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.
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When your phone has better FOMO than you do! 📱😂🎥
Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.
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Sounds like you need a parting lesson with that Red Sea of trouble 😂🙏🏼💡
One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.
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W00t's on the loose in the time vortex, probably chilling with YOLO and swag! 🚀🕰️😅
I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.
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Working 24/7, even in my dreams! Can I get paid in sleep next time? 😴💼✨
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂