Commentary:
If I remember your number, that's true love in the age of contacts and speed dial! 📞❤️😂
58 Funny learn quotes
Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.
Commentary:
Sounds like a great way to bond… or be banned! 😂🃏🚫
Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.
Commentary:
Summer goals evolving like Pokémon! 🍦🎉 Who needs a job when you have mint chocolate chip to conquer? 😄
God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.
Commentary:
When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂
They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.
Commentary:
Leveling up my genius points, one blunder at a time! 😂🧠✨
I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir
Commentary:
"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.
Commentary:
"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"
Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.
Commentary:
"Want to master humility? Just follow my lead—I'm the best at being humble! 😎🙌 #HumbleBrag"
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.
Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"