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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
133 Funny leave quotes
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.
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Sounds like a great way to end up in the exclusive club of one! 🏆🙃🚪
Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.
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Sounds like a "sit down and stay home" kind of club! Count me in! 🏠😴✌️
Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.
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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸
Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?
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Sounds like a purr-fect plan! 🐱🏡😸
I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
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Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️