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Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Shared recently on Instagram:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Going bananas on Slack:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Going bananas on Instagram:

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

Going viral on Reddit:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Going viral on X:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Funny life perspective quotes

Funny life perspective quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday moments 😂✨ They remind us not to take life too seriously and find joy in the little quirks 🌟 Whether you’re having a tough day or just need a good chuckle, these witty gems 🧠💡 offer a fresh, playful outlook that brightens your mood and sparks smiles all around 😄💬 Dive in and let laughter lighten your world!

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

3 weeks ago

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

70 shares on Discord this month:

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

23 shares on Discord this month:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

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Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Going viral on Twitch:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Live now on YouTube:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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