Funny life perspective quotes

• Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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  2 months ago

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• It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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  2 months ago

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• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  2 months ago

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• “Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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  2 months ago

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• You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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  3 months ago

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