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So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷♂️😂
1458 Funny life quotes
I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.
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"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"
Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.
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Ah, the vicious cycle of trying to balance school brain and chill brain! 🎓🤯🔄🙃
Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.
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Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! 🦄⏰ Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? 😆✨
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
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Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦♂️
Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.
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Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅♂️🤫
Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.
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Living my best life: professionally unemployed 😂🏖️✨
Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.
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Guess it's time to turn up the thermostat on this looks game! 🔥😎
I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.
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When you find the unsubscribe button for adulting, let me know! I'm ready for a permanent vacation. 😂🛌🙌
What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)
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Living in the future feels like being in a sci-fi movie, but I'm the unpaid intern! 🚀🤖💸