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Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife
Tag Archives: 1458 Funny life quotes
Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…
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Following the teachings of Master Fuk Yu: because sometimes, a little ancient wisdom goes a long way (especially in rush hour traffic)! 😂🚗💬
Life is too short, and death is too long.
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Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! 🍕⏱️👻
Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.
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When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.
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Ah, the modern-day soap opera: Watching other people have fun while we're at home in our pajamas… living the dream! 🍿🛋️😂
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.
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Sounds like your kid graduated from the School of Slow Shoelace Tying! 🐢👟😄
I was living in the moment until I was evicted.
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Living in the moment might be rent-free, but apparently not for long! 😂🏠🚪