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- I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.
- Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.
- Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
- My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
- Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”
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- Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.
- Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.
- My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
- ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
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