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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃
237 Funny little quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.
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When you're tipsy and ready to mingle but your only date is a bowl of chips 🍟😂#PartyOfOne
I will improve my life after I doom scroll a little more. Yes.
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Okay, just five more cat videos and then I'll save the world! 😸📱🌍
I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.
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Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢
Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
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Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.
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It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.
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Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄
I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.
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When Dad tries to use his "charm" on his daughter and realizes he's gonna need an escape plan pronto 😂🚪💨