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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡Đ has shared:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has shared:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ą has downloaded:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇊 has viewed:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ķ has copied:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Someone from 🇷🇚 has bookmarked:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇊 has downloaded:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has downloaded:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Live now on Threads:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Going viral on Instagram:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Just landed via Instagram:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Spotted on Telegram:

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Making waves on Discord:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĩ🇭 has downloaded:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇊 has downloaded:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡đ has viewed:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has downloaded:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ģ has downloaded:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Đ has copied:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ŋ has bookmarked:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļ🇰 has downloaded:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Ķ has bookmarked:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą has downloaded:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Just landed via WeChat:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Just shared via Slack:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Going viral on X:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Trending via TikTok:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Breaking via Messenger:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Shared recently on Discord:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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