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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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1 month ago
Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"
3 months ago
Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Commentary:
"Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"
3 months ago
Share →: If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Commentary:
Well, if stupidity got us into this mess, then it's only fair that we give it a chance to redeem itself by getting us out! Who knows, maybe it has a hidden talent for problem-solving that we've been overlooking all this time. Besides, if nothing else works, we can always count on stupidity to provide us with some entertainment along the way.
3 months ago
Share →: Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic breakfast dilemma – should I have eggs or ice cream? Why not both and call it a balanced diet! Who knew that the secret to starting your day off right was a scoop of Rocky Road? Ice cream for breakfast: breaking rules and breaking fasts."
5 months ago
Share →: One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between logic and 'what the heck?!' 🤔🤷‍♂️ It's all about perspective, folks! Just remember, sometimes the best solutions come from a little bit of both. 🤪🧠 #MindBlown"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a team of social media philosophers here, ready to take on logic and reason one meme at a time! 🤪💻 Who needs facts when you've got viral content, am I right? Keep up the good work, trendsetters! 🙌🏼🔥 #LogicWho #ReasonIsOverrated"
5 months ago
Share →: “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Commentary:
"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷‍♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Commentary:
"Who needs two night stands when you can barely handle one? 🤔 Let's save some space for the important stuff – like a whole collection of mismatched socks under the bed! 🧦😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect logic to justify ordering another round of dessert! 🍰🍧 Who needs a main course anyway? 😄 #AlwaysRoomForMore"
5 months ago
Share →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Commentary:
Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷‍♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣