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20 Funny logic quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025