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20 Funny logic quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

1 month ago

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

1 month ago

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

1 month ago

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

3 months ago

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

3 months ago

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

3 months ago

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

3 months ago

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

3 months ago

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

3 months ago

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

3 months ago

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

3 months ago

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

3 months ago

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

3 months ago

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

3 months ago

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

3 months ago

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

3 months ago

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

3 months ago

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

3 months ago

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

3 months ago

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

3 months ago