26 Funny logic quotes

• I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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  7 days ago

  coming, conclusion, conclusions, fetish, humor, i, just, logic, pun, stop, wordplay

• When did making sense stop making sense?

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  7 days ago

  confusion, humor, logic, making, making sense, nonsense, paradox, sense, stop

• Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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  1 week ago

  days, four, humor, humorist, joke, logic, pack, packaging, should, weekdays, work, workweek, yogurt

• Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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  1 week ago

  argue, argument, beat, conflict, experience, humor, idiot, level, logic, wisdom

• If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

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  1 week ago

  humor, irony, logic, mess, problem-solving, stupidity

• Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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  1 week ago

  breakfast, cream, debate, egg, food, food debate, humor, ice, ice cream, logic

• One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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  1 week ago

  another, confusion, heck, humor, logic, person, perspective

• Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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  2 weeks ago

  behavior, game, guys, humor, i, logic, media, online, online behavior, reason, social, social media, success, teamwork, together, worry

• “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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  2 weeks ago

  bayonet, bring, explain, fight, gun, humor, irony, knife, logic, me, okay, weapons

• One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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  2 weeks ago

  bed, both, humor, just, logic, need, night, night stand, one-night stand, people, relationship, sense, sides, single, stand

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