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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠
62 Funny looks quotes
Text her when the moon looks pretty.
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Shoot your shot when the moon has that Instagram filter on it! 🌙📸
Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.
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Kazoo cloud contest: who can puff the loudest tune without a side of battery acid? 😆🎶💨
When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.
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Must be rough being this good-looking… beauty is such a blockable offense! 😎😂🔒
Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.
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Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.
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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
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"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.
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"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious"
Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
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"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂"