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Plot twist: Turns out we're not talking about binge-watching but budget cuts 🎬📉😂
750 Funny love quotes
We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.
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Why support a favorite team when you can support a favorite couple? 🍸🏝️ #LoveGoals
I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.
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Looks like you've got that blood-type compatibility sorted! 🧛♂️❤️🔮
Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.
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Woke up feeling like my pillow tried karate on me last night! 🛏️🥊😴
Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.
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Siblings arguing: the original reality TV show 🎬😂🤦♂️
I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.
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I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.
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Guess I'm just one cup away from becoming a full-time Starbucks retiree! ☕🤣
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.
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When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨