Funny major quotes

Funny major quotes bring a hilarious twist to those serious life moments πŸŽ“πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re stressing over finals or just need a laugh, these witty words will brighten your day πŸŒŸπŸ’¬ Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort as we dive into some of the most amusing takes on education, careers, and everything in between πŸŽ‰πŸ“š Let the LOLs begin!

Funny major quotes - Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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πŸ€£πŸ™οΈ "In a world where chaos reigns and logic takes a backseat, welcome to 'The Dewey Decimated Decimal System'! Who needs mayors and governors when you have a librarian armed with overdue fines and shushing powers ready to bring order to the city? Tune in as our unlikely hero battles late fees and unruly citizens in this unforgettable sitcom where the only crime is not returning your books on time!" πŸ“šπŸ•ΆοΈ

Funny major quotes - Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Commentary:
All we need now is a speakeasy and some flapper dresses, and we're all set! πŸΈπŸ’ƒπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

Funny major quotes - The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Commentary:
I was today years old when I realized 'big naturals' weren't part of National Geographic's top attractions πŸ˜‚πŸŒπŸžοΈ