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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Trending via WeChat:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Reported on YouTube:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Shared recently on Discord:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Just landed via Messenger:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Breaking via Pinterest:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

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She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

Trending via Reddit:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Just landed via TikTok:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Trending via Facebook:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Just landed via Slack:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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