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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.
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Procrastination level: expert 🤣🛌📈
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.
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When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.
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When your search history has higher standards than your dating life 🍿📚😂
Making art is making love to the world.
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Paintbrush in one hand, world romance novel in the other 🎨💞🌍
Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.
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Guess my car just wanted a little less "All I Want for Christmas" and a bit more "Silent Night"! 🚗🔧🎄