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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I canโ€™t read anything.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Donโ€™t be jealous.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

When did making sense stop making sense?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, Iโ€™m really proud of myself.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, Iโ€™m not the government.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

โ€œFollow your heart,โ€ as advice, is sort of like โ€œabandon yourself to cognitive bias.โ€

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids canโ€™t hear what you say when youโ€™re peeling a mango.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I canโ€™t keep living in this purgatory.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Theyโ€™re making me do work at work.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Posted onMay 25, 2026

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