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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Making art is making love to the world.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

They’re making me get out of bed.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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