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6 months ago
Share →: Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Commentary:
"Who needs chords when you have passion and air guitar skills instead? 🎸😂 Keep rocking with your three-chord wonders and let the music do the talking! 🎶🤘"
6 months ago
Share →: I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Commentary:
Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷‍♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Commentary:
🎉🥳 "I'm done with making resolutions! It's about time the years step up their game and start being better, don't you think? 😆 Let's see some improvement, 2022! #NewYearSameMe" 🙌
6 months ago
Share →: Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Commentary:
"Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Commentary:
"Overthinking: When your brain goes on strike but your dumb decisions refuse to take a vacation 🧠🚫⛱️ #StruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: We need to stop making more Christmas music. We have enough.

Commentary:
🎄🎵 Oh dear, are we reaching our jingle bell limit? Maybe we should gift-wrap the existing Christmas songs and save ourselves from a musical snowstorm! Let's leave space for the reindeer to dance, shall we? 🎅🎶 #EnoughIsEnough
6 months ago
Share →: My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Commentary:
Looks like your car is the newest member of your carpool karaoke crew! 🎤🚗 Just make sure to schedule some maintenance before your car decides to audition for "America's Got Talent"! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: (Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Commentary:
"Whoa, diving straight into the deep end of the relationship pool, are we? 💔💬 Better buckle up for this rollercoaster of a conversation, folks! 🎢😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Commentary:
Looks like this person's creativity is fueled by road rage! 🚗💥 Can't come up with insults on the spot, but put them behind the wheel and it's a whole different story. Maybe they should start a mobile insult service! 🤣🚦