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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
2117 Funny me quotes
A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.
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Reaching for the stars, one clumsy step at a time 🌟😜🚀
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.
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🤔😆 Navigating this is like handling a live grenade that needs a hug! 💥👐
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
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When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation 😂⏰👏
My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.
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Sounds like your bed should be giving motivational speeches with its level of persuasion! 🛏️😂☕