557 Funny media quotes

• Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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  1 month ago

  daily, day, give, humor, internet, life, media, modern, modern life, prayer, social, social media, us, validation

• My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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  1 month ago

  body, experience, experiences, humor, likes, machine, media, social, social media, traumatic, traumatic experience, x

• If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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  1 month ago

  announce, announcement, bear, cave, curiosity, fun, humor, i, just, last, last post, media, playful, post, sabbatical, social, social media, something, take, wonder

• Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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  1 month ago

  ages, awkward, awkward moment, communication, context, fail, humiliation, media, message, miscommunication, moment, nothing, odd, picture, send, social, social media, something, technology, technology fail, text, text message

• Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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  1 month ago

  commentary, content, followers, front, humor, i, influencer, just, media, nodding, satire, sign, social, social media, standing, thing, where, whole

• Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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  1 month ago

  boredom, distraction, humor, keep, media, nothing, scrolling, self-deprecation, social, social media

• Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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  1 month ago

  food, humor, media, photography, pics, sandwich, social, social media, unsolicited

• Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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  1 month ago

  communication, death, devastating, effect, having, humor, irony, media, note, notes, print, print media, producers, ransom, ransom note, satire, thing, traditional, traditional media, worst

• The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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  1 month ago

  bullshit, communication, content, humor, irony, length, LinkedIn, media, post, professional, social, social media

• I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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  1 month ago

  blue, blue tick, communication, exactly, humor, i, interest, leave, media, people, relationship, social, social media, texting, tick, WhatsApp

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