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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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My life is based on a true story.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Spotted on Slack:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Going viral on Twitch:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Just landed via Messenger:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Freshly posted on X:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Making waves on Slack:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Just shared via Facebook:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Breaking via Reddit:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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