Funny menstruation quotes

• Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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  2 months ago

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• The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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  2 months ago

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• Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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  2 months ago

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• Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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  2 months ago

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• I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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  2 months ago

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