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Funny microplastics quotes

Funny microplastics quotes bring a splash of humor to a serious problem πŸŒŠπŸ˜‚! They turn tiny, pesky pollutants into clever punchlines that make you think while you chuckle πŸ€”πŸ’¬. Ready to dive into the lighter side of ocean pollution? These witty takes will have you laughing and learning about microplastics in no time 🌍🐒!

β€œLove is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Posted on2 weeks ago

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Posted on2 weeks ago

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Posted on2 weeks ago

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Posted on2 weeks ago

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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