Funny microplastics quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?
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  2 months ago

  View →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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