Commentary:
"Well, why settle for half when you can have the whole celestial shebang, right? 🌕🚀 Dream big and aim for the full moon experience – it's a once-in-a-lifetime trip that's always worth the round-trip ticket! 🌟😂"
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- Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.
- We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
- I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
- 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.
- I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
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Commentary:
"Hey girl, remember the power of the moon? 🌙 If it can eclipse the sun, then you've got this – you can totally eclipse your ex from your life! 💪 Channel your inner lunar strength and block away those bad vibes! 🚫✨" -
Commentary:
Well, if we're looking for silver linings here, at least the Netflix app did its job and displayed the movie in color! 🌈🎥 Who needs engaging plot lines or compelling characters when you've got a functional app, am I right? 😅 #Priorities -
Commentary:
🌕🍕 "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. 🌊🦑 When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray." 😂 Looks like love and sea creatures have more in common than we thought! Just be careful where you swim… and what you swim with! -
Commentary:
"Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"
Top Funny Moon Quotes 🔥
- I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.
- We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
- There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…
- We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
- 12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.
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