202 Funny morning quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, they say! But fate be like: 'I'm awake before your alarm clock, honey!' ⏰😆 #FateAlwaysWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

  Commentary:
  "Starting the day with low expectations is a bold move, like playing the 'worst-case scenario' game on expert mode! 🙈 But hey, at least you can only go up from there, right? Maybe today will surprise you with a sprinkle of unicorns and rainbows! 🌈🦄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

  Commentary:
  Them: Good morning! ☀️
  Me: Where? 🤔 Probably still lost in yesterday's dreams! 😴

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁‍♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

  Commentary:
  "Having Taylor Swift as your alarm clock is like a musical game of 'Beat the Clock'! 🕑🎶 No snooze button can save you from that kind of motivation! 😂 #EarlyBirdGetsTheWorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between needing caffeine to function and wanting alcohol to forget you need caffeine. It's a delicate balance of timing and priorities ☕🍷 #DecisionsDecisions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

  Commentary:
  "Having a lively debate on your daily drive with your alter ego? 🚗💬 Just making sure you're always getting expert advice from your most trusted passenger! 😄 #soloconvos #morningcommuteantics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's a dumbfounded weather forecast today! ☁️☀️ Better pack your brain cells along with your sunglasses, babe! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of election night – stay up late for the political thriller or hit the hay and let Democracy Claus surprise you in the morning! 🎅🗳️✨ Who needs a bedtime story when you have the suspense of democracy at work? Sleep tight, dream of ballots, and wake up to unwrap your civic gifts!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, but save the chit-chat for your morning coffee ☕️ Let's keep those morning vibes peaceful and quiet, shall we? 🤫😂"

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