Funny networking quotes

• Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, concept, ever, everything, going, hard, hard way, humor, i, learned, networking, struggle

• Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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  2 months ago

  activity, being, better, cigarette, cigarettes, dream, ever, fun, fun activity, humor, LinkedIn, networking, socializing, tool

• Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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  2 months ago

  acquaintance, connection, guy, humor, knowing, knows, most, networking, relationship, skill, social, social skill, things, valuable, world

• There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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  2 months ago

  communication, fundamental, fundamental issue, humor, interact, interaction, issue, LinkedIn, media, networking, people, social, social media, something, wrong

• LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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  2 months ago

  ago, desperation, drink, help, hope, humor, idiot, job, LinkedIn, networking, past, six, where

• Viewing someone’s LinkedIn after they’ve viewed yours to assert dominance.

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  3 months ago

  after, behavior, dominance, humor, LinkedIn, media, networking, online, online behavior, social, social media, yours

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