Funny networking quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew I just needed a pack of smokes to boost my career? Step aside, LinkedIn! 😂🚬🤝"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

  Commentary:
  Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔

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  6 months ago

  Share →: LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

  Commentary:
  Ah, LinkedIn, the virtual networking jungle gym where your once-a-drinking buddy transforms into a potential job fairy godparent 🧚‍♂️🍸. Here's to hoping that that long-lost connection remembers your name and not just the embarrassing dance moves from that fateful night six years ago! 🕺💼 #NetworkingWoes #JobSearchStruggles

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